Modified male

I hope this isn't offensive to anyone, and that it doesn't make any guys who watch my postings here crouch in a corner with their bodies protectively curled around their bits 'n' pieces.

I was getting sick of painting faces (although I do need the practice, I do I do I do), so I bought a really pretty apple (it was a nice combination of pale green and pink) and some strawberries the other day. But I ended up eating them on my lunch break at work today. So, when I got home and it was time to practice painting, I was like, "Oh crap I ate my fruit that I was going to paint pictures of... eh, I guess I can paint a bisected penis". And so I did.

If I had more nerve, I would do more paintings such as this and set up an old fashioned lemonade-type stand in front of my house and make a big sign that said, "Mutilated Genitals Art 4 Sale" (I'd throw a few backwards letters in so it would be cute, maybe wear my hair in pigtails also). I could use the extra $$$, I have a spending problem... makeup and books and shit like that and now one of my cats is addicted to these little cat treats called Pit'r Pats that are 1.99 for less than half an ounce... she'll smother me in my sleep with her furry ass if I don't keep her supplied with them.
But I don't have the nerve to do that. But at least there will be similar art such as this in the future. Unless DA deletes it. But they shouldn't, because I am putting warnings on it.
Also, this is not pornography, and it wasn't painted out of hostility towards men, although I do sometimes feel hostile towards men (and women. People in general). It was painted because I ate my fruit models, and I am interested in self-mutilation and body modifications. Also, I wanted to try painting more with reddish colors rather than all the blues/ purples/ greens I've been using.