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A little lady, roughly three inches high. Doesn't shave. Pointy twig hands and headpiece. Those sharp, random nerve pains you get from time to time? That's her. I wish I could say the attacks were indeed random, but unfortunately it's personal. It's very, very personal. You know what you did.
Your best bet is to get a cat. If you have a cat, and it's not catching and devouring the twig-sprite that keeps stabbing you, well. You've got a lazy cat. Adopt another one. And another one. And another one. Cats are awesome. Eventually one of the cats you adopt will kill and devour the spiky little lady, and you'll find a few random dried twigs on the carpet by your bed. Maybe a little, bloody severed arm. Your cat is just showing you how much it loves you, by trying to bring you food. You'd better eat it- do you want your cat to feel the harsh sting of rejection from the one person they care about the most? Damn right you don't. Just eat it. Quick. Don't think of it as a tiny human arm. It's... it's a pretzel stick. Wrapped in deli meat or something. Just jam it in your mouth and chew. A pretzel stick. Do it. Stick it in there. Chew. Swallow.
Oh dear god you monster. How could you? You're a cannibal now. It doesn't matter how small it was, that was still a human arm. Dear god. How will you ever look your family in their eyes again?
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bilirrubina Featured By Owner Jul 22, 2011
So that's what it was! Heh, lovely, as always
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Steven-T-H-N Featured By Owner Jul 9, 2011
1st hurray for unshaved ladies. 2ndly I really like the thought you put into your drawing descriptions.
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pink-porcupine Featured By Owner Jul 9, 2011  Student Traditional Artist
LOL, when I have a long description I'm usually just frantically typing it as I'm thinking it (hence the spelling mistakes/ grammatical errors) and part of my brain is screaming that it's too long and no one will read it. I'm glad some people actually read them! :D
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Dentalex Featured By Owner Sep 4, 2011
I want to tell your brain, and this is important:
The descriptions are not too long. I read them. And I like them very much.
So, please, ~pink-porcupine's brain, continue to make them. Thanks very much.
:heart:
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Steven-T-H-N Featured By Owner Jul 10, 2011
I am like that with titles.

all the titles I would have would be huge complex run on sentences but thanks to the word limit on this thing I have to restrain myself.

for instance.

Alone in the darkness Jacob contemplates the impact of sodomy. etc
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twiligne Featured By Owner Jul 9, 2011
i don't think her feet look wrong or mishapen. maybe it's just that she, or twig fairies in general, have tiny little lumpy feet?
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pink-porcupine Featured By Owner Jul 9, 2011  Student Traditional Artist
I tried to check to see if your theory was correct, but she kept stabbing me with her pointy hands when I tried to take off her shoes. :(
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twiligne Featured By Owner Jul 10, 2011
tsk, tsk. twig fairies these days. u_u
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endless-spirit Featured By Owner Jul 9, 2011   Traditional Artist
She has been sitting on my head for three weeks now. I just took a pain killer. The mornings are the worst.
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pink-porcupine Featured By Owner Jul 9, 2011  Student Traditional Artist
NOOOO. Where are your cats? Don't let them sleep on the job.
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endless-spirit Featured By Owner Jul 10, 2011   Traditional Artist
Cat is grandma`s. He won`t come in.
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ProfessorPeyton Featured By Owner Jul 8, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
.......................................... You're very awesome.
And this is a nice doodle.
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pink-porcupine Featured By Owner Jul 9, 2011  Student Traditional Artist
:heart:
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vanilla-vanilla Featured By Owner Jul 8, 2011
Yup, the body hair looks very natural. So do the spiky twiggy things. If I spot the cat dragging one of these home, I'll take your advice.
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pink-porcupine Featured By Owner Jul 9, 2011  Student Traditional Artist
I hear they taste just like pretzel sticks wrapped with deli meat.
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vanilla-vanilla Featured By Owner Jul 10, 2011
Sounds like an "interesting" texture... :-)
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SSPirate Featured By Owner Jul 8, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I love love love love love her leg hair MY GOD woman you draw body hair so well
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pink-porcupine Featured By Owner Jul 8, 2011  Student Traditional Artist
Heehee thank you, it is a little thick and messy here but she's only about four inches high (not counting the hat, the hat never counts) in the actual drawing so it isn't too bad considering that I couldn't find my really fine pen. JUST DON'T LOOK AT HER FUCKED UP FEET.
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pink-porcupine Featured By Owner Jul 8, 2011  Student Traditional Artist
I enjoy drawing body hair for some reason, but I don't like excessive body hair on myself. EVERYTHING MUST BE SHAVED AND OR WAXED AND OR DUG OUT AT THE ROOT WITH LITTLE SHOVEL-WIELDING GNOMES. I don't mind body hair on others.
I fucked up drawing her feet, they look terrible and lumpy. But it's just a quick doodle OH GOD THAT'S NO EXCUSE. *hangs head in shame*
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digitdigitask Featured By Owner Jul 9, 2011
I want to model for you.
I do not like to shave my legs or armpits.

My dad punishes me if I don't, though. But screw him. I can go online and look at all of the hairy ladies that I want.

I love your hairy ladies. Their bodies remind me of mine! And it makes me happy! :heart: Your drawings make me sooo happy.

I should take pictures of myself in my underwear in various poses and email them to you so you can print them out and use them as references. Actually, I don't see anything wrong with posting them in my gallery. They will be tasteful.

I don't mind showing off my feet. They're enormous, too. And you can add the hair back on my body where it belongs! :D
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pink-porcupine Featured By Owner Jul 9, 2011  Student Traditional Artist
YOU I DIDN'T KNOW YOU HAD ANOTHER DA JOURNAL WTF?
And that would be awesome, you SHOULD post them to your journal. I can't do portraits of people (I'm constantly unsatisfied with my drawings to the point where I would be afraid the end result would be an insult to the person who posed) but I can do something inspired by someone- I think that works.
And your father should shave his own body and see how he likes it.
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digitdigitask Featured By Owner Jul 10, 2011
I want to take a portraiture class at the local community college before I go back to the university... just so I can draw human faces instead of furry animal people all of the time. And oh! Haha. I don't think I said anything when I added you... I just sort of... did. I don't even pay attention to the messages concerning watches and favs. I just check my front page for people/things. =) I'm afraid of insulting people, too. Especially when it comes to the face. I feel more comfortable with a caricature-esque style when it comes to humans... I will definitely take some tasteful pictures for you to ref off of soon. Maybe I can get one of my back that shows off my crooked spine. I want to make some art where the spines are bent and exaggerated. I have some old pictures of me partially dressed but they're sexually suggestiveeee. :lol: I might use one as my ID just to freak out my dad in case he's looking at my gallery. Fff I want to draw a picture of a man with a body like his... with a piggy mask... and no hair... muahahahahahahahahaahaa. :heart: Sorry for disappearing, by the by. It's good to hear from you again.
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