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Spiky Little Ladyby *pink-porcupine

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A little lady, roughly three inches high. Doesn't shave. Pointy twig hands and headpiece. Those sharp, random nerve pains you get from time to time? That's her. I wish I could say the attacks were indeed random, but unfortunately it's personal. It's very, very personal. You know what you did.
Your best bet is to get a cat. If you have a cat, and it's not catching and devouring the twig-sprite that keeps stabbing you, well. You've got a lazy cat. Adopt another one. And another one. And another one. Cats are awesome. Eventually one of the cats you adopt will kill and devour the spiky little lady, and you'll find a few random dried twigs on the carpet by your bed. Maybe a little, bloody severed arm. Your cat is just showing you how much it loves you, by trying to bring you food. You'd better eat it- do you want your cat to feel the harsh sting of rejection from the one person they care about the most? Damn right you don't. Just eat it. Quick. Don't think of it as a tiny human arm. It's... it's a pretzel stick. Wrapped in deli meat or something. Just jam it in your mouth and chew. A pretzel stick. Do it. Stick it in there. Chew. Swallow.
Oh dear god you monster. How could you? You're a cannibal now. It doesn't matter how small it was, that was still a human arm. Dear god. How will you ever look your family in their eyes again?

~bilirrubina Jul 22, 2011

So that's what it was! Heh, lovely, as always

~Steven-T-H-N Jul 9, 2011

1st hurray for unshaved ladies. 2ndly I really like the thought you put into your drawing descriptions.

*pink-porcupine Jul 9, 2011 Student Traditional Artist

LOL, when I have a long description I'm usually just frantically typing it as I'm thinking it (hence the spelling mistakes/ grammatical errors) and part of my brain is screaming that it's too long and no one will read it. I'm glad some people actually read them!

~Dentalex Sep 4, 2011

I want to tell your brain, and this is important:
The descriptions are not too long. I read them. And I like them very much.
So, please, ~pink-porcupine's brain, continue to make them. Thanks very much.

~Steven-T-H-N Jul 10, 2011

I am like that with titles.

all the titles I would have would be huge complex run on sentences but thanks to the word limit on this thing I have to restrain myself.

for instance.

Alone in the darkness Jacob contemplates the impact of sodomy. etc

~twiligne Jul 9, 2011

i don't think her feet look wrong or mishapen. maybe it's just that she, or twig fairies in general, have tiny little lumpy feet?

*pink-porcupine Jul 9, 2011 Student Traditional Artist

I tried to check to see if your theory was correct, but she kept stabbing me with her pointy hands when I tried to take off her shoes.

~twiligne Jul 10, 2011

tsk, tsk. twig fairies these days. u_u

=endless-spirit Jul 9, 2011 Traditional Artist

She has been sitting on my head for three weeks now. I just took a pain killer. The mornings are the worst.

*pink-porcupine Jul 9, 2011 Student Traditional Artist

NOOOO. Where are your cats? Don't let them sleep on the job.

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