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"There's a womanly offense- greater than body odor or bad breath!
More than ever before in her life, a young wife must realize how important it is to always put Zonite in her fountain syringe for hygiene (keeping clean internally), for charm and health- after her periods; that it's difficult for germs to get a foothold when hygiene is practiced. And she must constantly be on guard against an offense greater than body odor or bad breath- an odor she may not detect herself but is so apparent to other people."

"Too late, when love has gone, for a wife to plead that no one warned her of danger. Because a wise, considerate wife makes it her business to find out how to safeguard her daintiness in order to protect precious married love and happiness.
One of the soundest ways for a wife to keep married love in bloom is to achieve dainty allure by practicing effective feminine hygiene such as regular vaginal douches with reliable 'Lysol.'"

Smart young wives everywhere ensure feminine charm by douching with Zonite in the morning, Lysol in the afternoons, and a homemade concoction of ammonia and bleach (pinch of nutmeg optional) in the evenings. To do otherwise practically guarantees a lifetime of loneliness and mental anguish.
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TheJaggedButterfly Featured By Owner Mar 10, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Shocking! And well-crafted.
U235BA Featured By Owner Nov 19, 2013  Professional Traditional Artist
Good work
offermoord Featured By Owner Nov 17, 2013
Featured in our monthly journal :iconthe-freek-show:
Steven-T-H-N Featured By Owner Sep 23, 2013

I just can't help but think how uncomfortable she would be during her menses.  the breast swelling and tenderness alone would be epic. 


I am adding you to my list of artists I want to own work of. 

drigulch Featured By Owner Aug 25, 2013
THIS is absolutely outstanding stuff! i have read many an aged account from volumes of old bad advice from tomes with titles like "Things a young man ought to know" and to see a fabulous bit of visual art associated with that kind of eye rolling diatribe from a throw back era is candy to my mind. Your visualization of the kind of monster that will surely manifest if a woman does not maintain a ruthless level of bizarre hygiene is a tonic. 
vanilla-vanilla Featured By Owner Aug 21, 2013
At least she's clean, and smells clean. Hygiene is all that matters.
pink-porcupine Featured By Owner Aug 24, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
But she isn't! She neglected to flush her delicate parts with caustic chemicals, and now her man has left her forever.
vanilla-vanilla Featured By Owner Aug 24, 2013
Oh, no... The eyes are sooo deceptive! She looked clean to me! I guess that's what we get for not having smell-o-vision here on DA. :-( In any case, she is a brilliant portrayal. :-)
Fradga Featured By Owner Aug 21, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
O My God.
pink-porcupine Featured By Owner Aug 24, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
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