Innocent Cat

Innocent Cat is innocent.
She didn't eat your favorite canary and slaughter the rest for fun. She didn't borrow your best silk stockings and return them unwashed and full of runs. That isn't her fur clogging up your razor. What cat urine on your pillow? She certainly didn't pee on your bed because she was angry that you took the larger bedroom.
Look! A string of paper dolls! Isn't Innocent Cat clever? Look at the pretty paper dolls. Don't look at the pile of cat shit under the piano.