The Loneliest Woman in the World

"There's a womanly offense- greater than body odor or bad breath!
More than ever before in her life, a young wife must realize how important it is to always put Zonite in her fountain syringe for hygiene (keeping clean internally), for charm and health- after her periods; that it's difficult for germs to get a foothold when hygiene is practiced. And she must constantly be on guard against an offense greater than body odor or bad breath- an odor she may not detect herself but is so apparent to other people."

"Too late, when love has gone, for a wife to plead that no one warned her of danger. Because a wise, considerate wife makes it her business to find out how to safeguard her daintiness in order to protect precious married love and happiness.
One of the soundest ways for a wife to keep married love in bloom is to achieve dainty allure by practicing effective feminine hygiene such as regular vaginal douches with reliable 'Lysol.'"

Smart young wives everywhere ensure feminine charm by douching with Zonite in the morning, Lysol in the afternoons, and a homemade concoction of ammonia and bleach (pinch of nutmeg optional) in the evenings. To do otherwise practically guarantees a lifetime of loneliness and mental anguish.